I'm a beautiful glossy black, just like the sleek black coat you so admire in your Black Lab or black cat.
I have a striking iridescent blue hood. When you see this blue on an Indigo Bunting, you say it's gorgeous.
I have hints of a deep purple on my wings. Try finding that on the birds you work so hard to attract to your yard.
I have attentive round yellow eyes. You love the big yellow eyes of an owl, why don't you love mine?
I have so many beautiful features. Do you hate me because I'm just TOO beautiful?